Little Bacon Cheeseburger (lettuce, tomato, green peppers) with French Fries
@ Five Guys - Hoboken, NJ
Thoughts: I didn’t have Five Guys for maybe the first 23 years of my life… then shit got real. Then I OD’d on Five Guys bacon cheeseburgers (Two Patties!) for the next few years. Then I thought about how I couldn’t function properly after eating at Five Guys. So.. then I stopped. I stopped smiling, loving and caring. I was able to function, but only in a greyscale world. Life pretty much lost it’s meaning.
So last week I went to Five Guys. I got
two one patty bcb. I took a bite, and… I smiled. Green peppers on a burger… it’s almost tricking myself that I’m eating a salad, but they’re good. This particular burger wasn’t incredibly juicy, and the tomato was chunky and not perfectly ripe, but still. good burger.
Instead of eating the fries, I actually just sucked the grease off the brown paper bag. mmmmm
Honestly, a double patty burger from Five Guys should only be done after drinking (speaking only for myself here), otherwise it’s just kinda irresponsible.
Shut up, you don’t know kung-fu.